Ok, so my brother emailed this to me and I was really laughing as I read through this. And, since I felt like I really needed that laugh, I figured there are others out there that do too. So, without further ado, laugh away!
Subject: 40 thoughts...
1. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
5. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
6. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
7. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
8. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
9. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
10. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
11. Was learning cursive really necessary?
12. LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
13. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger..
14. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
15. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
16. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
17. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"
18. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
19. Google Maps really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
20. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
21. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
22. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
23. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
24. Bad decisions make good stories.
25. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
26. If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
27. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....
28. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
29. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
30. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
31. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
32. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
33. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'
34. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Crap!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
35. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles.
36. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
37. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
38. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
39. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what to do with it.
40. I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
Does anyone ever feel like they're living life in fast forward? I was thinking about it today, and that's how things feel. Time seems to be speeding by all around me and I have no idea where it's all going. I mean, I realize I'm working long days, trying to find fun and new things to do with two very active and curious toddlers when I'm not working, and always cleaning up after one thing or another (read here: a shedding malamute, two messy toddlers, a fairly messy husband, etc.). So, I know the time is going somewhere, but when I look back on my day/week/month, I wonder WHERE did it go and how did I manage to NOT get done so many things I have on my "to-do" list???
I've at least prioritized one thing lately that's been nagging at me for about a year. I've been anxious to get the kids readoption done, but for one reason or another haven't. First, I didn't want to start the process in southern California, as I knew we were moving and didn't want to do that mid-way through. After that, well... one thing or another has been reason enough for it to slip to the back burner over and over again. Well, on Friday Joe and I were fingerprinted and today I sent those prints in to CBI in Denver and the FBI in West Virginia! That's the FIRST step towards the readoption... so I'm finally getting somewhere! Let's hope those come back quickly and we can move on to the next step! I also need to work on getting our TRAILS background checks done. It's wild how different the fingerprinting process alone is in Colorado than it was in California.
In addition to that, I'm bound and determined to finish up a few things around the house soon. It's sad, but we still have a ridiculous amount of boxes piled up in the garage from our move here in late May. It's been hard to find the time since we aren't home very much, and when we are, the tornadoes REALLY enjoy helping me, which is not quite as helpful as they'd like to think they're being... :-) So, it keeps getting put off and now that it's getting cool outside, I know winter is just around the corner and I would love to be able to park in the garage before snow falls. *Sigh* We'll see. I also need to finish organizing and setting up the basement. It's huge and unfinished, so things were just sort of piled up and tossed down there as we moved in. I have a huge play area for the kids, but it's been taken over by the mess when I go down there in search of something. I am DETERMINED to get that back into usable order since most of their toys are down there.
This year, I've begun my Christmas shopping early. Just some casual "Cra*gsli*t" shopping to find some neat things for cheap. Our new income situation has forced me to plan ahead and really get smart with my shopping. I've already picked up some great stuff, and also found them new jackets and snow boots!!! Now, if only I could find someone with free sod, landscaping rock, and labor to put it it! I'm dreading the idea of having a yucky muddy yard all winter. Not much fun to go play in! We'll see... for now it's a pipe dream.
All this leads me into my next goal. I'm starting to think about returning to the work force - for real. Not that I'm not really working, I guess I more mean that I think I should be looking for IT jobs that would land me a salary and benefits. We could REALLY use that, and it would take a load of stress off as our business is still a baby and it's a struggle to find the money to support our personal needs as well as keep fueling the business. I still feel like my role there is important, but I think I may be able to help Joe from the sidelines more and find someone that can just run the front desk. Soon, we'll have a book keeper and an accountant handling the ugliest part of the business (in my opinion - that stuff is NOT fun for me!), and then I think I'd be comfortable stepping down. I would/will miss spending my days around Joe, and enjoying the ability/freedom to take days off whenever needed to take care of sick kids, etc.... but I guess it's about doing the smart thing, not the easier. Right?
Ugh... I still think about how nice it'd be to go back to just being home with the kids too! I always felt so negative about having someone else take care of my kids all day long, five days a week. It seems like THEY are the ones "raising" them. I realize that's not completely the case, and I DO see a lot of positives about daycare, now that they've been there awhile. Their language is REALLY blossoming, and I think that's in part to being around so many different people and kids of various ages. They have actual "lesson" type of things, so they may be learning a larger variety of things than they were at home playing with me... not that I wasn't always trying to teach the, and not that they weren't learning... I don't know. Maybe I'm just trying to see the positives.
Today, the kids are home sick and I am sitting here writing a post I really don't have time for. I haven't vacuumed in a few days, so it's like a giant fluffy layer of hair is coating the carpet (ewww, I know!). Malamutes are GREAT dogs, but they sure do shed a lot twice a year! I had better get back to reality. I'll post some random pictures really quickly to appease those that have been asking for them!
Well, at this point I figure this post will be written and read by me and me alone, but here it goes anyway. We've been quite busy around the G household this year. Ezra and Olivia are full-fledged toddlers that are doing their best to emulate typical 2-year old behaviors in all their finest. :-D
The auto repair shop that we bought in March is doing amazingly well. I guess we have the poor economy to thank for that - more people fixing their old cars rather than buying new ones. Of course, the poor economy also means we end up with a large number of customers that have to seriously stress over getting their brakes replaced (for example) than you might normally see.
Joe works longer hours and harder than about anyone I've known. After a couple of weeks running the office and having another mechanic do the wrenching, he realized that mechanic was NOT going to work out. His work was sloppy and unreliable. So, Joe headed out into the shop to do the wrenching himself and I was called back into the workforce to man the office. Sadly, that meant the Olivia and Ezra would no longer be able to stay with me during the days and daycare was in their future (with literally a day's notice). I agonized over the decision, but we felt that for the survival of the business it would be necessary, at least short term. I enrolled the kids in the best daycare I could find and choked back my feelings of disappointment and failure.
E&O made sure to voice their unhappiness with the change of pace initially too. Ezra, in particular, took about a month to warm up to the situation. He HATED drop offs in the morning, but was usually having a blast and playing like crazy when I'd go to pick them up in the evening. Ez now has a best friend that he loves to head-butt and wrestle with. His buddy, JH, is also a twin, and his sister, JN, is best buddies with Livi. Ezi also decided he just loved a little girl named M, and gives her hugs and kisses all the time. Very cute stuff, let me tell you.
Between the most chaotic workdays I've ever had and the hustle and bustle of life with two toddlers, the summer passed us by in the wink of an eye. Suddenly, it's September and I haven't found a moment to blog since April. Yikes! I've missed a lot and will never be able to really catch the blog up. Some "highlights" in brief however:
1) Ezra and Olivia have been fighting sickness galore since starting in daycare. It's been a stream of ear infections which nearly landed Ezra in surgery to get some tubes. Thankfully, we've been ear infection free for about a month and a half now. Whew! Let's hope that's the end of that... somehow I kind of doubt it though. Right now, both have runny noses and Ezra seems to be pretty darn grumpy. Ugh.
2) Joe's schedule prevented him from being able to travel to the Ethiopian Heritage Camp in California with us (we'd pre-paid in January expecting we could make it work), so my dear friend, T, travelled with us and prevented me from being up a creek with out a paddle (no way could I keep the twin tornadoes under control on a trip like that alone!). The flight out went about as smoothly as could be hoped for and we took the kids straight to the beach. After seeing a dead seal rolling in and out on the shoreline just feet from where we were playing in the sand, we headed up to the camp.
First thing in the morning the first session of camp began. As an adult-only discussion about race, there was a daycare set up for the kids. I was quite leery to leave the kids, as they were worried about being out of their element and the setting was less than "safe" in my opinion. There was a large slide meant for older children on the outside deck (literally on a wood deck), and about 21+ young children (4 and under) to only two adults. Seemed like a recipe for disaster, but I tried to let go of my over-protectiveness and trust the situation since the other parents obviously had. I walked around the corner with T (who was celebrating and making phone calls to family as she JUST learned they passed court for their Ethiopian beauties!!!) and waited two minutes before peeking back around the building to see how they were doing.
As I came around the corner, I heard a sound that makes a mommy's blood run cold. My feet began pounding against the pavement and I was grabbing Ezi out of the arms of one of the caretakers before I realized WHAT was even happening. After a quick wipe on the side of his head, the caretaker told me he'd fallen and was bleeding a little bit. I glanced at his cheek where I thought she'd wiped and didn't see anything. Tracy grabbed Livi and I asked what happened. I learned (in broken English as the caretaker was Ethiopian) that Ezra had fallen off the slide... a mere five feet or so. HOW and WHY he was up there was beyond me. I touched the back of his head and pulled my hand back wet - covered in blood. We rushed off for a first aid kit. I asked T to put the gloves we were given on and to try and clean it up so I could hold him. She wouldn't touch it and we agreed a trip to the emergency room was in order.
While zooming down the two lane road out of the mountains, following a camp employee to the E.R., Ezra's head began to droop and we couldn't get him to keep his eyes open. THAT was the scariest moment. Until then, I was holding it together and staying strong for him. Seeing him losing consciousness freaked me out completely. That was definitely one of those situations I don't hope to relive.
Ezi was a trooper at the E.R. and received a few staples in his scalp to close the wound. Under strict instructions to observe for further signs of brain injury and advisement that staying close to a hospital for 48 hours, it was agreed with the doctors we needed to get home to Colorado and not head back up to the camp. We packed up and did just that. So, we missed the ENTIRE camp, which was a real bummer as I'm sure the experience would have been great for the kiddos as well as us adults.
Thankfully, Ezra recovered very well and has done great. I'm so proud of him and thankful that he was so lucky. A fall that far onto such a hard surface could have been MUCH more devastating. I'm also sooooo glad that I was worried enough to go back so quickly to check on him. He's doing great now, and that's what matters.
3) We moved into a nice new place that's very close to our shop. It was a new home, so no landscaping whatsoever. That's one more thing that's kept us busy - getting fencing in, irrigation, and hopefully grass at some point! ;-) In the meantime, it's a bit muddy when it rains! One thing at a time, and one expense at a time these days.
I can honestly say there is no way I would have pictured this is where we'd be right now at this time last year, but I'm thankful for the life lessons we're learning. We're working harder than ever for less money but appreciating the achievements so much more. You reap what you sow, and we are sowing our booties off... so hopefully the reaping is coming. :-) Something like that, anyway. Let's just say that it's been a tough year in many, MANY respects, but I know that things happen for a reason and good times are ahead.
While I'm into the honesty though, I'll say that I now have a very hard time choking back laughter when people tell me bad things happen in three's. Um, three's? Really? Try 3*100 or something like that. It's been a year where one challenge is followed up by another, bigger one. When I'm feeling like I can't handle any more though, I focus on all that we have and what a miracle our two kids are. They are really, truly amazing. For them, we can get through anything.
I certainly don't mean for that to come off as overly dramatic, so I apologize if that's how it seems. I can't go into detail on all the drama that's been going on in our lives in various forms this year, as it's not exactly anyone else's business. :-) And it's not that one single thing has been ridiculously bad, just so many things all rolled into each other that leaves a person struggling for some reprieve. The hardest part for me is that I know we still don't have things that bad compared to many people. So, I feel selfish when I am overwhelmed with everything life tosses at us. I KNOW it could be worse, but that doesn't really make me feel any less weak on the days where the *crap* continues to pile on.
I'm not really sure if ANY of that makes much sense, so I'll just end it with that. Life is HARD sometimes and that's that. Things are/will get better. Ezra and Olivia are the smartest, most beautiful, amazing babies in the whole world. Oh, and some of the biggest for their age too! TALL and super skinny. Barely any of that delightful baby fat most kids have at some point... they are ridiculously muscular and lean.
I'll work on getting some more current pictures uploaded next. As with everything I've been bad about this summer, I haven't taken nearly as many pictures as I should have. Hmmmm.... anything else I can slack on here? Nope, don't think so!
Sledding, slides and Easter, Oh My! I am way behind in photos... my sincerest apologies. With the craziness lately, I don't pick up the camera often enough, and even more seldomly do I actually get photos uploaded on here! So sorry!
So, who here likes pink eye? How about a good ole' dose of conJUNCtivitis? :-D Please, sign me up for another round!
My poor angel baby, Livi, woke up with a nice gunky, pink eye last Thursday. Ezra was doing great and his eyes were as clear as could be, so he got to enjoy a day of play on his own. Livi, however, was stuck with mom, ouchy eye drops, and feeling miserable. We paid for the "wooha" eye drops that the Drs. office told us made it non-contagious after the first drop. However, after waiting around at the pharmacy for an hour (the Drs. office FORGOT to call in the Rx after we spoke that morning... no visit needed for pink eye these days), the Pharmacist told me that was bologne and that all antibiotics take at least 24 hours to become non-contagious. Ugh. I call the doc, they argued that, and I went with the more expensive stuff in the hopes that the first drop would at least significantly reduce the risk of spreading since having Ezi and Livi around each other is almost a guarantee that fingers will be rubbing eyes and poking the other ones eyes with their contaminated fingers. :-) Nice, huh?
Friday morning Livi was looking and acting much better, but on Saturday, things went downhill. She developed diarreah, became really rattly in the chest, and started occasionally making a weird, strained sort of breathing noise. I call the after hours number for our pediatrician and after discussing things with the nurse that called us back, she asked to listen to Livi. The result.... head to the E.R. to have her checked out. No other option since the urgent care was closed at that point as well. So, Ya-ya and Papaw (my parents) watched Ezra and I loaded up my angel and zoomed to the hospital. Daddy met us there, and we made an evening of it.
They started listening to her heart and lungs, sucking boogies out of her nose to check for Flu and RSV, gave her a nebulizer treatment, and THEN decided on a chest x-ray to check for pneumonia. Let's just say that Olivia did NOT want to be stripped naked, set on the bed apart from her mommy's warm, loving arms. She was screaming (bloody murder... but it was a much more silent version than normal since her voice was pretty weak and squeaky). The front x-ray was "OK" since she could see me standing there with her with my pretty teal, lead vest on. The side view was not so good. Livi was turned away from me and her arms were held out in front of her by the x-ray tech. I had to hold her head to keep her looking forward... at this stranger x-ray tech. She SCREAMED and wriggled and then.... she projectile PUKED all over the tech. Poor angel had it all over her lap, her diaper, the floor, her legs, my goodness, it was everywhere! She was shaking and crying and I had to get a new diaper on her and wipe her up before she could be held and snuggled again. It was heartbreaking.
And Joe... oh my did he freeze. He's sort of a "reactive" puker. When he seems someone else puke, it can make him puke. He was standing back behind the x-ray machine and when the chaos of getting her cleaned up began, he stayed frozen in the background until he heard me hollering for assistance. He pulled himself together and managed to keep from following in Livi's footsteps... thank goodness! Once Livi was cleaned up, they gave her a hospital gown sized for a MUCH larger/older child, and I snuggled her again. She almost instantly began falling asleep and remained content if we were the only ones in the room.
The results of the chest x-ray, flu and RSV tests were all negative. The x-ray showed some markings that were consistant with what a virus does, I guess, but no pneumonia. They gave Livi some meds to calm her stomach and prescribed an antibiotic to help ward off an ear infection that looked like was beginning in her left ear. Just as we changed her to go, one of the doctors overheard her cough, something she hadn't done prior to arriving at the E.R., but she'd done it a few times there when we were alone with her. The doc thought it sounded pretty bad, and decided we should try some steriods to see if that would help. So, one more nasty tasting thing for her to taste, and we were outta there!
I am so thankful that it wasn't anything more serious and that today she seems much better. She still has a lot of congestion and a raspy voice, but is getting back to her normal self. Yeah! Ezra did seem to get sick, but not nearly as badly and also seems to be feeling/acting much better today! Hooray... we've gotten through our first trip to the E.R. with one of our babies and come out successfully!
I'm a bit delayed in updating (thanks to a LOVELY bout of the stomach flu & a head cold passed between the four of us last weekend), but here are the updates on the twin tornadoes, from their 15 month well-baby checkups.
31.25" tall - 75%
20 lbs 10 oz - 25%
32.75" tall - 90%
23 lbs 11 oz - 40%
The doctor kept commenting on how tall and lean they continue to become. He was amazed by our little man's abs. It's a bit freaky, really. Ezra has been sporting a bit of a 6-pack for months now. He's had one (a six pack) most of his life when he'd stretch or tighten those abs, but now it seems even more apparent.
Ok, gotta run as the tornado seems to be taking over the play room! ;-)
Just a quick post to revel in the fact that one year ago TODAY, Yodit & Tewodros became our children... legally. Finally. What an excruciating morning it was waiting for news to see if we'd passed court. Joe was so calm and kept telling me that we did and I needed to relax. But, I couldn't. Not until I had word from our agency and saw those beautiful words. There's no way that a year ago today I would have been able to guess where we'd be now and all the amazing highs and lows that would be thrown our way. But, on the roller coaster of life, I couldn't be happier that we are a family and that the oceans and continents that separated Livi and Ezi from us couldn't keep us apart!
Pictures to come... gotta put the kiddies down for their morning nap first and then upload them off my camera!